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Nigerian state of Zamfara
“Whoever commits the offence of theft … shall be punished with amputation of the right hand from the joint of the wrist; and where the offender is convicted for the second theft shall be punished with the amputation of the left foot; and where the offender is convicted for the third theft shall be punished with the amputation of the left hand from the joint of the wrist, and where the offender is convicted for the fourth theft shall be punished with the amputation of the right foot; and where the offender is convicted for the fifth or subsequent thefts, he shall be imprisoned for a term not exceeding one year.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, it was a small crime, cut off part of her finger nail and let Casey go home.”
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Revised Statutes of Colorado
“… (A)ny occupant of a dwelling is justified in using any degree of physical force, including deadly physical force, against another person when that other person has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, and when the occupant has a reasonable belief that such other person has committed a crime in the dwelling in addition to the uninvited entry, or is committing or intends to commit a crime against a person or property in addition to the uninvited entry, and when the occupant reasonably believes that such other person might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.”
“… Any occupant of a dwelling using physical force, including deadly physical force … shall be immune from criminal prosecution (or) civil liability for injuries or death resulting from the use of such force.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, Casey’s daughter made unlawful entry into her house”, “she killed her, let her go home.”
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In Nevada; (the government wishes to make every effort to ensure a smooth transition to Heaven, by prohibiting the following conduct by a funeral home employee:)
“Using profane, indecent or obscene language in the presence of a dead human body …. whose body has not yet been interred or otherwise disposed of.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, that is a misdemeanor and she never uttered a word, let her go.” HELLO, she killed her daughter!
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Here are some laws that Baez would love to deal with using his logic, Hmmmmmmm, what logic???
…In the state of Alabama, if you put salt on a railroad track, death is the punishment.
Sprinkle pepper or any other spice, though, and you’re perfectly alright.
…If you live in Fairbanks, Alaska, forget about feeding booze to a moose, because it’s against the law.
Sorry, guys, no more cold ones for Bullwinkle. Guess he can be the designated driver.
…In Tombstone, Arizona, it’s illegal for citizens over the age of 18-years-old to have more than one tooth missing when smiling.
Guess nobody who’s ever been on the Jerry Springer show will ever be able to live there.
…In the state of Florida, showering naked is considered to be an offense.
Showering fully clothed, however, is only considered to be idiotic.
…In Maine, you could get in big trouble with the law for stepping out of a plane that’s still in flight
Can you say “No Brainer”? (And I thought Florida was bad).
…If you jump off a building in the state of New York, the penalty is death.
Considering that the jump itself will probably kill you, that’s a pretty moot point, isn’t it?
Watch out Baez!
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Miami
Sec. 8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle. (Code 1967, § 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)
(Reminds me of and I can just picture it, “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” with Baez as Pee Wee).
# It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
And finally in Quitman, Georiga: It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
All the above from different internet sites.
