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We all remember the outstanding amount of time Casey was reported to be on her cell phone. It was a combination of just talking, text messages, downloading stuff and some photo sending. It all just amazed me as to how anyone could be so dependent on their phone. I am much more aware of it now because of the Anthony case and it appears to me that if a cell phone is not stuck in someones ear, (I hate those) it is being held to their ear with a free hand and usually while driving.

A while ago I read the story of an off duty cop driving a Lexus and the gas pedal was stuck down. There were three other people in the car and his solution to the problem was to call 911 on his cell phone. He tells the operator that his pedal is stuck and that he is speeding down the road. Being a cop one might think he would use some of his training and experience to stop the car, it can be done. Apparently he thought the 911 operator would have a magic fix or like many of us today, if something happens we grab our cells to call someone to, to say what?. All four people in the car died when it crashed at 120 miles an hour, rolled and burst into flames. You could actually hear the crash on the 911 tape from the cell phone.

I have had a slew of cars, some very old cars in my life and have had the linkage get stuck with a wide open throttle so I know what it is like. Some of these were used for drag racing and would go very fast, not just old puddle jumpers. In fact one, a 1939 Ford caught fire under the hood doing 60 down a highway. The only way to get the extinguisher out of the glove box was to remove the key from the ignition and use it to open the glove box. Like today’s cars the steering wheel locked but I had a choice to make. The road did have a curve ahead and while going through a farmers corn field I removed the fire extinguisher and jumped out and put out the fire. The cop could have used his head instead of the phone to save their lives.

Last night in Orlando it happened again. A young driver around 23 was on the 429 a nice new road driving a Chevy pick-up. Somehow he lost control and went off the road into a retention pond. I have and maybe most of you have seen pictures of cars driven into lakes and rivers for one reason or another. Some are test to see how long it takes to get out and to my surprise it takes quite a long time for a car to sink. Such was the case last night, the driver when in the cab and after entering the water called 911 from inside. He sat there while the truck was sinking and in a rather calm voice told the operator what happened.

Instead of picking up the phone he could have been planning an escape, he lost his escape time by using the phone. He could have found something to break out the window or started using his feet. He could have ripped off the rear-view mirror and slammed it on edge against the window to break it as from what I have seen it is almost impossible to open a door. He choose to pick up the cell phone and it ended his life as he never got out.

Have we all gone nuts with cell phones and how we communicate? Has the phone made us loose all common sense? I believe there is a new generation of people who need to take a serious look at cell phones and common sense. What I am seeing makes no sense to me.
Orlando 911 call, CLICK HERE

Having been very busy plus being just down right lazy the parodies came to a temporary stop. Temporary it was because here is the latest. Make sure you watch it to the very end or you will be shot at dawn by the nearest firing squad for sure. Enjoy.

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I listened to the court videos tonight and when Andrea Lyon got up and talked, not only did she put me to sleep but here is what I heard.

And
Um
Ah
Um
Um and
Um and um
Which um
Ah ah um
You know um
So um and
So um that um
Regarding the um
If, if, if um
Um and so
Um and ah
I you know um
Um your honor um I
You ah and

One of the worst speakers I have ever heard. If you can, go back and listen.

It has been quite some time since I have done any serious blogging or posting of my parodies. I have been busy with my family and my time has been directed away from being creative and on the computer and WordPress. Thinking back on some of the parodies and animations I have done to hopefully make you all laugh in this sad and horrible situation, I thought I would re post my links to my humor as a gift to you all for Christmas. Or if you are bored and have read the entire internet this should keep you busy for a while.In no order:
Anthony’s Foundation
Banjos
circus
Drink, drink, drink
Gum chewing Cindy
Money money money
Leave it Liar
Adams Family
Attack of the 50 ft Woman
New Lawyer
Squirrels
Lee depo
Courtroom
Cinderella
Cindy Gum
Casey jeep
Wizard of Oz
Twilight Zone
It’s my parody
Halloween
Kid Finders
Hot Dog
German Bozo
You Decide
Remember Him
Piggy
Dom Casey
Padilla
George
Lee
Sindy
Sindy Bear
Midnight Dig
Camel
Drag
Bob Cat
Touch Hands
Wiggle Butt
Dufus George
Anthonopoly
Mexico
Ads
OJ
Bozo
Santa
Casey Jail
Casey Clown
Silly

It seems like ages ago since I have heard anything about the Milstead’s. The last I believe was their romp on Suburban Drive tearing up the memorial items. I had also read that they were living in the Anthony’s house as their home in PB County was in foreclosure.

Maybe there have been no kids missing, no, that’s not right, we all know kids have gone missing. I wonder now that George and Cindy are rolling in it if they have tossed their beloved friends to the trash? AND if what I read a while back about George and Cindy still looking for Caylee, then where is the Caylee tow-a-round sign and why isn’t that boat in the water with Dennis and George looking. Well maybe things are just to busy with them, the cruises, media and getting their bodies altered, yuck!

Anyone have any updates on this bunch? Oh, here is a page I ran across. Interesting, do people who have done nothing wrong have to defend themselves in this manor???
Copy and paste this link, I think it is cached in Google.

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:iVYLEKAKqS8J:www.kidfindersnetwork.com/files/latestrelease.pdf+kid+finders&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

A Kissimmee vacuum dealer was among four people arrested Thursday in connection with a ring police say stole vehicles from Walt Disney World and other locations, changed their identification numbers and sold them. An informant in June told detectives that Steve L. Griffith, 59, placed orders for particular types of vehicles with Jesus Antonio Pintado, 45, who detectives say stole them. Griffith operates Southeast Distributors, 2130 Michigan Ave. His daughter, Jaime Griffith, 27, is president, corporate records show. She also was arrested.

Detectives said it worked this way: Stolen vehicles had their vehicle identification numbers replaced with ones taken from junked or damaged vehicles. Among the stolen vehicles were a Dodge Caravan taken Sept. 19 at Blizzard Beach and a Dodge Ram that disappeared Oct. 9, 2008, from a parking lot at Pleasure Island. Steve Griffith sold the vehicles for lower-than-market-value to independent contractors who work for his business, which distributes Kirby vacuum cleaners, police said.

A four-month investigation culminated Thursday in searches of Griffith’s business, his home and his daughter’s home, all in Kissimmee. Detectives said they seized computers, paperwork and stolen BMW parts. Griffith was arrested on charges of grand-theft auto, dealing in stolen property, title fraud and possession of a vehicle with an altered identification number. Southeast Association employee Jacob Mench, 31, and Pintado, 45, of Hialeah also were arrested. Pintado was wanted on a violation-of-probation warrant after escaping from a federal prison camp.

Steve and Jaime Griffith are being represented by Kissimmee lawyer José Baez, the attorney for murder suspect Casey Anthony. She is charged with killing her daughter, Caylee, 2, who disappeared last year. Her body was found in December.

And we thought Bozo had his hands full with Casey. This guy has an ego about as big as those pimples on Casey’s back. Oh, and these guys are going down just like Casey.

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Nigerian state of Zamfara

“Whoever commits the offence of theft … shall be punished with amputation of the right hand from the joint of the wrist; and where the offender is convicted for the second theft shall be punished with the amputation of the left foot; and where the offender is convicted for the third theft shall be punished with the amputation of the left hand from the joint of the wrist, and where the offender is convicted for the fourth theft shall be punished with the amputation of the right foot; and where the offender is convicted for the fifth or subsequent thefts, he shall be imprisoned for a term not exceeding one year.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, it was a small crime, cut off part of her finger nail and let Casey go home.”
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Revised Statutes of Colorado

“… (A)ny occupant of a dwelling is justified in using any degree of physical force, including deadly physical force, against another person when that other person has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, and when the occupant has a reasonable belief that such other person has committed a crime in the dwelling in addition to the uninvited entry, or is committing or intends to commit a crime against a person or property in addition to the uninvited entry, and when the occupant reasonably believes that such other person might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.”

“… Any occupant of a dwelling using physical force, including deadly physical force … shall be immune from criminal prosecution (or) civil liability for injuries or death resulting from the use of such force.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, Casey’s daughter made unlawful entry into her house”, “she killed her, let her go home.”
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In Nevada; (the government wishes to make every effort to ensure a smooth transition to Heaven, by prohibiting the following conduct by a funeral home employee:)

“Using profane, indecent or obscene language in the presence of a dead human body …. whose body has not yet been interred or otherwise disposed of.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, that is a misdemeanor and she never uttered a word, let her go.” HELLO, she killed her daughter!
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Here are some laws that Baez would love to deal with using his logic, Hmmmmmmm, what logic???

…In the state of Alabama, if you put salt on a railroad track, death is the punishment.
Sprinkle pepper or any other spice, though, and you’re perfectly alright.

…If you live in Fairbanks, Alaska, forget about feeding booze to a moose, because it’s against the law.
Sorry, guys, no more cold ones for Bullwinkle. Guess he can be the designated driver.

…In Tombstone, Arizona, it’s illegal for citizens over the age of 18-years-old to have more than one tooth missing when smiling.
Guess nobody who’s ever been on the Jerry Springer show will ever be able to live there.

…In the state of Florida, showering naked is considered to be an offense.
Showering fully clothed, however, is only considered to be idiotic.

…In Maine, you could get in big trouble with the law for stepping out of a plane that’s still in flight
Can you say “No Brainer”? (And I thought Florida was bad).

…If you jump off a building in the state of New York, the penalty is death.
Considering that the jump itself will probably kill you, that’s a pretty moot point, isn’t it?

Watch out Baez!
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Miami
Sec. 8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle. (Code 1967, § 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)
(Reminds me of and I can just picture it, “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” with Baez as Pee Wee).

# It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

And finally in Quitman, Georiga: It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

All the above from different internet sites.

Now we know why Bozo wants the trial in Miami, read this article.

A survey of 30 cities conducted by Travel and Leisure magazine ranked Miami number one for attractive people, but 29th for intelligence, followed only by Las Vegas.

“In Miami, you see nothing but good looking people,” Scott Piccininni of Ft. Lauderdale told CBS affiliate WFOR-Miami.

Apparently you also see nothing but people with low intelligence. The city’s rankings in other categories may have something to do with that. Miami scored low on theater, museums and historic monuments in the survey.

It also ranked 27th for friendliness, beating out Washington, D.C., Los Angeles and, of course, New York.

BTW, here is the headline of the article: Survey: Miami Full of Hot, Dumb People

Enjoy or don’t!

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Aesop’s Fables

I never recall reading this one but it seems to fit the defense and the media blitz real well. I can’t give credit to the artist of the drawing, don’t know who did it.

The Ass in the Lion’s Skin
An Ass once found a Lion’s skin which the hunters had left out in the sun to dry. He put it on and went towards his native village. All fled at his approach, both men and animals, and he was a proud Ass that day. In his delight he lifted up his voice and brayed, but then every one knew him, and his owner came up and gave him a sound cudgelling for the fright he had caused. And shortly afterwards a Fox came up to him and said: “Ah, I knew you by your voice.”

Fine clothes may disguise, but silly words will disclose a fool.

lion

I just love that, “silly words will disclose a fool.”

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