It’s to do with the punch line at the end

A Kissimmee vacuum dealer was among four people arrested Thursday in connection with a ring police say stole vehicles from Walt Disney World and other locations, changed their identification numbers and sold them. An informant in June told detectives that Steve L. Griffith, 59, placed orders for particular types of vehicles with Jesus Antonio Pintado, 45, who detectives say stole them. Griffith operates Southeast Distributors, 2130 Michigan Ave. His daughter, Jaime Griffith, 27, is president, corporate records show. She also was arrested.

Detectives said it worked this way: Stolen vehicles had their vehicle identification numbers replaced with ones taken from junked or damaged vehicles. Among the stolen vehicles were a Dodge Caravan taken Sept. 19 at Blizzard Beach and a Dodge Ram that disappeared Oct. 9, 2008, from a parking lot at Pleasure Island. Steve Griffith sold the vehicles for lower-than-market-value to independent contractors who work for his business, which distributes Kirby vacuum cleaners, police said.

A four-month investigation culminated Thursday in searches of Griffith’s business, his home and his daughter’s home, all in Kissimmee. Detectives said they seized computers, paperwork and stolen BMW parts. Griffith was arrested on charges of grand-theft auto, dealing in stolen property, title fraud and possession of a vehicle with an altered identification number. Southeast Association employee Jacob Mench, 31, and Pintado, 45, of Hialeah also were arrested. Pintado was wanted on a violation-of-probation warrant after escaping from a federal prison camp.

Steve and Jaime Griffith are being represented by Kissimmee lawyer José Baez, the attorney for murder suspect Casey Anthony. She is charged with killing her daughter, Caylee, 2, who disappeared last year. Her body was found in December.

And we thought Bozo had his hands full with Casey. This guy has an ego about as big as those pimples on Casey’s back. Oh, and these guys are going down just like Casey.

Is this where Bozo gets some of his legal ideas??

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Nigerian state of Zamfara

“Whoever commits the offence of theft … shall be punished with amputation of the right hand from the joint of the wrist; and where the offender is convicted for the second theft shall be punished with the amputation of the left foot; and where the offender is convicted for the third theft shall be punished with the amputation of the left hand from the joint of the wrist, and where the offender is convicted for the fourth theft shall be punished with the amputation of the right foot; and where the offender is convicted for the fifth or subsequent thefts, he shall be imprisoned for a term not exceeding one year.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, it was a small crime, cut off part of her finger nail and let Casey go home.”
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Revised Statutes of Colorado

“… (A)ny occupant of a dwelling is justified in using any degree of physical force, including deadly physical force, against another person when that other person has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, and when the occupant has a reasonable belief that such other person has committed a crime in the dwelling in addition to the uninvited entry, or is committing or intends to commit a crime against a person or property in addition to the uninvited entry, and when the occupant reasonably believes that such other person might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.”

“… Any occupant of a dwelling using physical force, including deadly physical force … shall be immune from criminal prosecution (or) civil liability for injuries or death resulting from the use of such force.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, Casey’s daughter made unlawful entry into her house”, “she killed her, let her go home.”
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In Nevada; (the government wishes to make every effort to ensure a smooth transition to Heaven, by prohibiting the following conduct by a funeral home employee:)

“Using profane, indecent or obscene language in the presence of a dead human body …. whose body has not yet been interred or otherwise disposed of.”
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Baez solution in Florida: “Your honor, that is a misdemeanor and she never uttered a word, let her go.” HELLO, she killed her daughter!
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Here are some laws that Baez would love to deal with using his logic, Hmmmmmmm, what logic???

…In the state of Alabama, if you put salt on a railroad track, death is the punishment.
Sprinkle pepper or any other spice, though, and you’re perfectly alright.

…If you live in Fairbanks, Alaska, forget about feeding booze to a moose, because it’s against the law.
Sorry, guys, no more cold ones for Bullwinkle. Guess he can be the designated driver.

…In Tombstone, Arizona, it’s illegal for citizens over the age of 18-years-old to have more than one tooth missing when smiling.
Guess nobody who’s ever been on the Jerry Springer show will ever be able to live there.

…In the state of Florida, showering naked is considered to be an offense.
Showering fully clothed, however, is only considered to be idiotic.

…In Maine, you could get in big trouble with the law for stepping out of a plane that’s still in flight
Can you say “No Brainer”? (And I thought Florida was bad).

…If you jump off a building in the state of New York, the penalty is death.
Considering that the jump itself will probably kill you, that’s a pretty moot point, isn’t it?

Watch out Baez!
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Miami
Sec. 8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle. (Code 1967, § 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)
(Reminds me of and I can just picture it, “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” with Baez as Pee Wee).

# It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

And finally in Quitman, Georiga: It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

All the above from different internet sites.

Bozo and change of venue

Now we know why Bozo wants the trial in Miami, read this article.

A survey of 30 cities conducted by Travel and Leisure magazine ranked Miami number one for attractive people, but 29th for intelligence, followed only by Las Vegas.

“In Miami, you see nothing but good looking people,” Scott Piccininni of Ft. Lauderdale told CBS affiliate WFOR-Miami.

Apparently you also see nothing but people with low intelligence. The city’s rankings in other categories may have something to do with that. Miami scored low on theater, museums and historic monuments in the survey.

It also ranked 27th for friendliness, beating out Washington, D.C., Los Angeles and, of course, New York.

BTW, here is the headline of the article: Survey: Miami Full of Hot, Dumb People

This is a fairy tale parody

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Aesop’s Fables

I never recall reading this one but it seems to fit the defense and the media blitz real well. I can’t give credit to the artist of the drawing, don’t know who did it.

The Ass in the Lion’s Skin
An Ass once found a Lion’s skin which the hunters had left out in the sun to dry. He put it on and went towards his native village. All fled at his approach, both men and animals, and he was a proud Ass that day. In his delight he lifted up his voice and brayed, but then every one knew him, and his owner came up and gave him a sound cudgelling for the fright he had caused. And shortly afterwards a Fox came up to him and said: “Ah, I knew you by your voice.”

Fine clothes may disguise, but silly words will disclose a fool.

I just love that, “silly words will disclose a fool.”

My prediction of what the Anthony clan will be wearing for halloween

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What goes around, comes around

Midnight Memorial Madness

Actions speak louder than words

Letters from jail parody

As it can happen sometimes these letters got leaked out of the Orange County Jail.

CMA: (June 09) Hi mommy and daddy, how are things going. I have been bored to tears and just can’t get enough of that wonderful junk food they have in the Commissary. I really miss going out to Fusion and doing a little weed. Oh the lack of sex is really getting to me, it was shut off like a faucet. I tried to get some of the guards to come into my cell but they all said I was getting to fat for them.

Jose stops by sometimes and we can have across the table voice sex but that’s it, no touchy touchy. I guess it will have to do. He did bring by some big lady who says she can get me off. I wasn’t sure what she meant by that but I guess she is talking about legal stuff. What do you guys think? I don’t think much about anything but getting out of here soon. I know my dream team can do it and all I have to do in court is to look innocent and I practice that every day with my little mirror.

G&C: (June 09) Hi sweetie bunches of goodness, you sound so great. We miss having you home but we now have Dennis and Sherry living in your room. They are such good people to show us the way. They explain how to have a foundation and collect money for doing nothing but saying you are doing something. Do you understand that? We do nothing, sort of like you saying you are working for Universal but really leaching off of us. Well, we leach off everyone. Our society is so great to allow people to do this. I guess we have arrived at the good life, it’s our golden years, and we collect all the gold, haha!

We had to throw Lee out because he would not stop laughing, it drove us nuts. Oh, I’m sorry George. Daddy does not like the word “Nuts”, you know, his little episode with suicide. I think Lee is going to be in the Guinness World Book Of records for laughing the longest time ever, he just won’t stop. In-between he mutters “cma, cma” and we just don’t understand. About that big lady! Were not so sure she is a lady so you be careful. We know you still have Bozo to protect you and we can see he is. It looks now like he is going to change the United States Constitution to protect you in jail. We heard it would all be rewritten in Spanish.

CMA: (June 09) Hi you guys. I can’t believe you gave up my room to anyone. It is where I sit and chat on my laptop, it is my haven. I miss it and I will be back there soon, it’s mine, all mine. Are you two starting to forget about me? Remember, this is all about me and no one else. Don’t get me mad or I will stop writing. Dad, talk to mom and straighten her out, remember you said I was the boss. That brings up another thing. Mom, next time you go to Goodwill, get me one size larger blouses for court. For some reason I have put on a little weight while in here. That one hour a day free time is spent in the shower trying to feel clean, I don’t get any exercise. I still can’t feel clean either, wonder why?

I heard on the radio that you all had a run in with Louis and her friend. How dare they try to start up another memorial to have people remember snot nose. The more they forget the better off I am, lets leave it at that! Don’t worry if you hear rumors that Bozo will blame you and dad for all this, it’s just routine law, some mumbo jumbo or something, nothing to worry about. Well my hour of free time is almost here so I will have to run, wish I could. You two keep that memorial sight clean and free of crosses and that will help me a lot. Oh and good luck on your next court appearance. What will you come up with to miss it this time? One last thing, Bozo told me about you guys and how wonderful you were at your depositions, way to go. Have to go shower now and get clean. Love your only daughter,
Casey.